Dating a bitch
NONE of this prevents you from following the Mc Millan “Why You’re Not Married” model (which I wrote about in my 2006 book, “Why You’re Still Single”). She and I (and pretty much every good, sane man on the planet) agree that the best way to a man’s heart is to treat him well. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.I once had a broke girl give me a hand written card for my birthday.I’m sorry, but your broke ass is standing by the bar like an alcoholic Tiny Tim saying “Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse?Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.
She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant, but she has no idea what a W-2 form is. They're those peppy, cute, and pretty much mindless trend followers who don't seem to have an original thought in their heads.Sure, they can be fun to hang around with, but if you're not interested in a girl who obsesses over brunch and constantly brags about yoga, you may not want a basic bitch girlfriend.Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only .00 worth of Chucky Cheese tokens in that muthafucka.Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.