Teenage dating tipes
She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.
The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?
This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.
Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs.
This phase contains the most cherished memories that make us remember for a long time, even until the last of our life. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.